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Funny Golf Quotes

These Funny Golf Quotes come to you courtesy of some of the most famous golfers of all time. Let's face it...golf can be a very frustrating sport at times. In order to make it more enjoyable, I think it's important to be able to laugh at ourselves. These Famous Golf Quotes will help you do just that. Enjoy these great quotes!

My Favorite Funny Golf Quotation Of All Time... I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. Arnold Palmer

Top 10 Funny Quotes On Golf List

Golf Quotes #1

The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.

Henny Youngman

Golf Quotes #2

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Phyllis Diller

Golf Quotes #3

I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald R. Ford

Golf Quotes #4

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

Raymond Floyd

Golf Quotes #5

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.

Paul Harvey

Golf Quotes #6

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Don Adams

Golf Quotes #7

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf Quotes #8

You've just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Sam Snead

Golf Quotes #9

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

Kevin Costner

Golf Quotes #10

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Lee Trevino

I hope you've enjoyed this Top 10 List of Funny Quotes On Golf.



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