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Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle |
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
Lily Tomlin
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Brendan Francis
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
Anonymous
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J Peter
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henry Youngman
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
Fun Love Quotes #10
Woody Allen
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