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Funny Office Quotes

These Funny Office Quotes are here to help you get through the workday with a smile on your face. Let's face it...work can be a real drag. Your fellow employees, your boss, the commute...it's enough to drive you crazy. This list of hilarious office quotes will help you lighten up a bit, have a good laugh and enjoy the day. Enjoy these great quotes!

My Favorite Funny Office Quotation Of All Time...
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn�t you say so? There�s a support group for that. It�s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Drew Carey

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Top 10 Funny Office Quotations List

Office Quotes #1
Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.

Douglas Adams

Office Quotes #2

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Charles Lamb

Office Quotes #3

If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter.

Albert Grant

Office Quotes #4

Office Hours: 2 to 2:15 every other Wednesday.

George Kaufman

Office Quotes #5

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Arthur Baer

Office Quotes #6

Statistics indicate that as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses.

Ira Wallach

Office Quotes #7

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job.

Samuel Goldwyn

Office Quotes #8

Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.

Patrick Murray

Office Quotes #9

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it.

Mark Twain

Office Quotes #10

Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.

John Imhoff

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