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Funny Office Quotes
These Funny Office Quotes are here to help you get through the workday with a smile on your face. Let's face it...work can be a real drag. Your fellow employees, your boss, the commute...it's enough to drive you crazy. This list of hilarious office quotes will help you lighten up a bit, have a good laugh and enjoy the day. Enjoy these great quotes!
My Favorite Funny Office Quotation Of All Time...
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Top 10 Funny Office Quotations List
Office Quotes #1
Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.
Office Quotes #2
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Office Quotes #3
If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter.
Office Quotes #4
Office Hours: 2 to 2:15 every other Wednesday.
Office Quotes #5
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
Office Quotes #6
Statistics indicate that as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses.
Office Quotes #7
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job.
Office Quotes #8
Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.
Office Quotes #9
I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it.
Office Quotes #10
Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top.
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