Top 10 List -
Funny Soccer Quotations
Hey soccer fans - check out this amazing list of Funny Soccer Quotations! Whether you're a crazy soccer fan, a dedicated soccer player or a loving soccer mom or dad...you're sure to love these Funny Soccer Quotes. Enjoy these great quotes!
My Favorite Funny Soccer Quote Of All Time...
Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.
Top 10 Funny Quotes On Soccer List
Funny Soccer Quotes #1
Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.
Funny Soccer Quotes #2
The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
Funny Soccer Quotes #3
Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.
Funny Soccer Quotes #4
Football (soccer) is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Funny Soccer Quotes #5
When I first met him (David Beckham), I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
Funny Soccer Quotes #6
You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.
Funny Soccer Quotes #7
Football (soccer) has taken the place of religion in Scotland.
Funny Soccer Quotes #8
He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
Funny Soccer Quotes #9
Arsenal caresses a football (soccer ball) the way I dreamed of caressing Marilyn Monroe.
Funny Soccer Quotes #10
There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch.
Ron Atkinson, commenting on 39 year old Scot Gordon StrachanI hope you've enjoyed this Top 10 List of Funny Quotes On Soccer.
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