Top 10 List - Funny Soccer Quotations
Hey soccer fans - check out this amazing list of Funny Soccer Quotations! Whether you're a crazy soccer fan, a dedicated soccer player or a loving soccer mom or dad...you're sure to love these Funny Soccer Quotes. Enjoy these great quotes!
My Favorite Funny Soccer Quote Of All Time...
Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.
Ebbe Skovdahl
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Top 10 Funny Quotes On Soccer ListFunny Soccer Quotes #1 Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it. Ian Darke
Funny Soccer Quotes #2 The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
Bill Shankly
Funny Soccer Quotes #3 Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.
Peter Jones
Funny Soccer Quotes #4 Football (soccer) is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Anonymous
Funny Soccer Quotes #5 When I first met him (David Beckham), I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
Robbie Williams
Funny Soccer Quotes #6 You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.
Alan Green
Funny Soccer Quotes #7 Football (soccer) has taken the place of religion in Scotland.
Robin Jenkins
Funny Soccer Quotes #8 He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
George Best
Funny Soccer Quotes #9 Arsenal caresses a football (soccer ball) the way I dreamed of caressing Marilyn Monroe.
Brian Clough
Funny Soccer Quotes #10 There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch. Ron Atkinson, commenting on 39 year old Scot Gordon Strachan
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