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Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing. Ebbe Skovdahl |
Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.
Ian Darke
The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.
Bill Shankly
Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.
Peter Jones
Football (soccer) is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
Anonymous
When I first met him (David Beckham), I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
Robbie Williams
You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.
Alan Green
Football (soccer) has taken the place of religion in Scotland.
Robin Jenkins
He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.
George Best
Arsenal caresses a football (soccer ball) the way I dreamed of caressing Marilyn Monroe.
Brian Clough
Funny Soccer Quotes #10
Ron Atkinson, commenting on 39 year old Scot Gordon Strachan
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