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• Share your favorite funny quotations.

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• Or simply read and enjoy this amazing collection of fun quotes and quotations.

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Funny Quote By Bill Cosby 
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
-- Bill Cosby

This is great and humorous advice from ...

Humorous Quote by Groucho Marx 
My favorite inspirational quote is,

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read".

This is by Groucho ...

My Favorite Funny Quote  Not rated yet
"If you have to confront a powerful man, picture him in his bare feet."

My father told me this when I had difficulty with an ambitious and ruthless ...

Funny Quote by Yogi Berra  Not rated yet
One of many funny quotes by Yogi Berra:

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there."

Yogi ...

Terry Pratchett's Funny Quote  Not rated yet
Here’s a funny quote from Terry Pratchett.

"Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down."

--Terry Pratchett

This quote I found particularly ...

Funny Quote from General Phillip Henry Sheridan  Not rated yet
"If I owned Hell and Texas, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell." by General Phillip Henry Sheridan - a Union Civil War General.

Perhaps General ...

Amusing (and realistic) Quote From Author Marian Keyes  Not rated yet
"High expectations are simply resentments under construction."

--Marian Keyes

This is a funny quote from Marian Keyes the (oh-so-Irish) author of ...

Funny Quote From Mom's Yearbook  Not rated yet
Here is a great funny quote -

"Don't make love behind the gate; Love is blind, but the neighbors ain't."

--Author Unknown

I've always gotten ...

Funny Quote from Anon  Not rated yet
Below is one of my favorite funny quotes of all time.

"Amateurs built the Ark, professional built the Titanic."

--Anon

This quote reminds me ...