Top 10 List - Funny Quotes
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My Favorite Funny Quotation Of All Time...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope
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Top 10 Funny Quotes ListFun Quotes #1 A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby
Fun Quotes #2 If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
Yogi Berra
Fun Quotes #3 Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Fun Quotes #4 We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder
Fun Quotes #5 A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.
Ronald Reagan
Fun Quotes #6 Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Fun Quotes #7 I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks -- I'm not going that far."
Steven Wrights
Fun Quotes #8 When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
Rodney Dangerfield
Fun Quotes #9 People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Capital Brewery
Fun Quotes #10 The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Humphrey Bogart
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