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Top 10 Funny Quotations About Life
Funny Life Quotes #1
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Mark Twain
Sometimes I wish life had a fast-forward button.
Dan Chopin
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Samuel Butler
Life isn't all beer and skittles.
Thomas Hughes
It's a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold
Life is a one-way street, and we are not coming back.
Anonymous
Death and taxes and childbirth. There's never any convenient time for any of them.
Margaret Mitchell
The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
The first hundred years are the hardest.
William Mizner
Funny Life Quotes #10
George Whitefield
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