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Top 10 List -
Groucho Marx Quotations

If you need a good laugh...then you have to check out these humorous Groucho Marx Quotations. I'm sure you'll enjoy these comical quotes by the legendary Groucho Marx!

My Favorite Groucho Marx Quote Of All Time...
I intend to live forever, or die trying.

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Top 10 Quotations By Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes #1
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #2

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #3

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #4

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #5

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #6

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #7

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #8

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #9

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Groucho Marx Quotes #10

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

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