Top 10 List - Famous Funny Quotes
This list of Famous Funny Quotes includes some of the funniest quotes of all time. If you're looking for a good laugh...these Funny Quotes are just what you need. Enjoy these great quotes!
My Favorite Funny Quote Of All Time...
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
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Top 10 Funny Quotations ListFunny Quotes #1 I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Funny Quotes #2 When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Funny Quotes #3 Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
Funny Quotes #4 My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante
Funny Quotes #5 A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
William James
Funny Quotes #6 When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Steven Wright
Funny Quotes #7 Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Yogi Berra
Funny Quotes #8 I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
Funny Quotes #9 All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner
Funny Quotes #10 Ninety percent of the game is half mental. Jim Wohford
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