My Favorite Funny Quote Of All Time...
I can resist everything except temptation.
Top 10 Funny Quotations List
Funny Quotes #1
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Funny Quotes #2
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Funny Quotes #3
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Funny Quotes #4
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Funny Quotes #5
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Funny Quotes #6
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Funny Quotes #7
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Funny Quotes #8
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.
Funny Quotes #9
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Funny Quotes #10
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
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