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My Favorite Funny Quotation Of All Time...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Top 10 Funny Quotes List
Fun Quotes #1
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Fun Quotes #2
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
Fun Quotes #3
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
Fun Quotes #4
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Fun Quotes #5
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.
Fun Quotes #6
Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.
Fun Quotes #7
I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No thanks -- I'm not going that far."
Fun Quotes #8
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
Fun Quotes #9
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Fun Quotes #10
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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