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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. Lee Trevino |
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
Lou Holtz
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
Casey Stengel
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
Jack Benny
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
Pat Williams
He hit the ball so hard, I couldn't even turn around in time to see it go over the fence.
Roger Clemens, on Bo Jackson
The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect a total eclipse.
Steve Sloan
Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
Metro Radio, College Football
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Bobby Clarke
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