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My Favorite Funny Sports Quote Of All Time...

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Lee Trevino

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Top 10 Famous Funny Sports Quotations

Funny Sports Quotes #1

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Sports Quotes #2

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

Lou Holtz

Funny Sports Quotes #3

Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax

Funny Sports Quotes #4

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.

Casey Stengel

Funny Sports Quotes #5

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf... and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.

Jack Benny

Funny Sports Quotes #6

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!

Pat Williams

Funny Sports Quotes #7

He hit the ball so hard, I couldn't even turn around in time to see it go over the fence.

Roger Clemens, on Bo Jackson

Funny Sports Quotes #8

The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect a total eclipse.

Steve Sloan

Funny Sports Quotes #9

Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

Metro Radio, College Football

Funny Sports Quotes #10

They always try to play with our minds. But that won’t work with our club. We’ve got 20 guys without brains.

Bobby Clarke

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