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Funny Basketball Quotes
If you're looking for the best Funny Basketball Quotes...you've come to the right place. This list of basketball quotes reveals the funnier side of the game and is sure to put a smile on your face. Enjoy!
My Favorite Basketball Funny Quote Of All Time...
We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.
Top 10 Most Popular Basketball Funny Quotes
Basketball Funny Quotes #1
We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
Basketball Funny Quotes #2
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
Basketball Funny Quotes #3
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
Basketball Funny Quotes #4
The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.
Basketball Funny Quotes #5
If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot.
Basketball Funny Quotes #6
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
Basketball Funny Quotes #7
They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
Basketball Funny Quotes #8
Basketball is like photography, if you don't focus, all you have is the negative.
Basketball Funny Quotes #9
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Basketball Funny Quotes #10
Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink.
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