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We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line. Norm Stewart |
We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
Weldon Drew
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
George Raveling
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
Charles Shackleford
The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.
Jerry Tarkanian
If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot.
Dean Smith
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
Dave Barry
They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
Wilt Chamberlain
Basketball is like photography, if you don't focus, all you have is the negative.
Dan Frisby
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Abe Lemons
Basketball Funny Quotes #10
Doc Rivers
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