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Funny Birthday Quotes #1
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
Funny Birthday Quotes #10
Bernard Baruch
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