Top 10 List -
Funny Birthday Quotations

Don't you just love Funny Birthday Quotations? I mean, what better way to celebrate that special day then with a great big laugh! These Funny Birthday Quotes will help you share in a good laugh with your friends and family - whether it's your birthday or theirs. Enjoy these great quotes!

My Favorite Funny Birthday Quote Of All Time... Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Father Larry Lorenzoni

Top 10 Funny Birthday Quotes List

Funny Birthday Quotes #1

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Frost

Funny Birthday Quotes #2

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

Cora Harvey Armstrong

Funny Birthday Quotes #3

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

George Burns

Funny Birthday Quotes #4

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

John P. Grier

Funny Birthday Quotes #5

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

John Glenn

Funny Birthday Quotes #6

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Maurice Chevalier

Funny Birthday Quotes #7

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Erma Bombeck

Funny Birthday Quotes #8

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Mary Schmich

Funny Birthday Quotes #9

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Phyllis Diller

Funny Birthday Quotes #10

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Bernard Baruch

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