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Top 10 Funny Shopping Quotes
Shopping Quotes #1
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Tammy Faye Bakker
I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.
Cat Deeley
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
Franklin P. Jones
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
Erma Bombeck
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Marcelene Cox
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
Adrienne Gusoff
I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
Carrie from Sex and the City
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Erma Bombeck
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
Cynthia Nelms
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
Ann Landers
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