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Funny College Quotes
Attention college students! Are you looking for the best Funny College Quotes of all time? If so, check out the incredible list I have put together for you. These Fun College Quotes are sure to help you see the lighter side of college. Enjoy these great quotes!
My Favorite Fun College Quote Of All Time...
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
Top 10 Fun College Quotes List
Fun College Quotes #1
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Fun College Quotes #2
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Fun College Quotes #3
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Fun College Quotes #4
The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
George Edwin Howes
Fun College Quotes #5
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell
Fun College Quotes #6
Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
Fourth Law of Applied Terror
Fun College Quotes #7
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
Fun College Quotes #8
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Fun College Quotes #9
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
Fun College Quotes #10
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert HubbardI hope you've enjoyed this Top 10 List of Fun College Quotes.
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