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My Favorite Fun College Quote Of All Time...

You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.

Elbert Hubbard

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Top 10 Fun College Quotes List

Fun College Quotes #1

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

Fun College Quotes #2

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Bob Dylan

Fun College Quotes #3

College isn't the place to go for ideas.

Helen Keller

Fun College Quotes #4

The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.

George Edwin Howes

Fun College Quotes #5

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.

Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell

Fun College Quotes #6

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.

Fourth Law of Applied Terror

Fun College Quotes #7

A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.

Robert Ingersoll

Fun College Quotes #8

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

Clive James

Fun College Quotes #9

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.

Woody Allen

Fun College Quotes #10

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

Elbert Hubbard

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