Top 10 List - Funny Quotations
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My Favorite Funny Quote Of All Time...
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein
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Top 10 Fun Quotations ListQuotes About Fun #1 The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Noelie Altito
Quotes About Fun #2 The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones
Quotes About Fun #3 When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederick Ryder
Quotes About Fun #4 When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
Quotes About Fun #5 And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.
Rodney Dangerfield
Quotes About Fun #6 There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
Quotes About Fun #7 I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.
Sue Kolinsky
Quotes About Fun #8 Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
John Peers
Quotes About Fun #9 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
Quotes About Fun #10 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Whitney Brown
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