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Quotes About Fun #1
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Noelie Altito
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederick Ryder
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.
Rodney Dangerfield
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.
Sue Kolinsky
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
John Peers
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde
Quotes About Fun #10
Whitney Brown
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