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My Favorite Funny Quote Of All Time...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein

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Top 10 Fun Quotations List

Quotes About Fun #1

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Noelie Altito

Quotes About Fun #2

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Franklin P. Jones

Quotes About Fun #3

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

Frederick Ryder

Quotes About Fun #4

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi Berra

Quotes About Fun #5

And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.

Rodney Dangerfield

Quotes About Fun #6

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Steven Wright

Quotes About Fun #7

I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.

Sue Kolinsky

Quotes About Fun #8

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

John Peers

Quotes About Fun #9

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde

Quotes About Fun #10

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Whitney Brown

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