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My Favorite Funny Quote Of All Time...
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Top 10 Fun Quotations List
Quotes About Fun #1
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Quotes About Fun #2
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones
Quotes About Fun #3
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Quotes About Fun #4
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Quotes About Fun #7
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.
Quotes About Fun #8
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
Quotes About Fun #9
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Quotes About Fun #10
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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