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Top 10 Funny Quotes About Retirement List
Fun Retirement Quotes #1
Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. Richard Armour
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns
The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off.
Abe Lemonsbr
Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance.
Mason Cooley
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Margaret Mead
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
Robert Half
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Gene Perret
Fun Retirement Quotes #10
Ernest Hemingway
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