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Funny Retirement Quotes

Attention retirees! These Funny Retirement Quotes are just for you. Retirement is one of the most anticipated events in most of our lives...or is it? This list of Fun Retirement Quotes will help shed a whole new light on the subject. Enjoy these great quotes!


My Favorite Fun Retirement Quote Of All Time...

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

Gene Perret

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Top 10 Funny Quotes About Retirement List

Fun Retirement Quotes #1

Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Richard Armour

Fun Retirement Quotes #2

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

George Burns

Fun Retirement Quotes #3

The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off.

Abe Lemonsbr

Fun Retirement Quotes #4

Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance.

Mason Cooley

Fun Retirement Quotes #5

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Gene Perret

Fun Retirement Quotes #6

Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.

Margaret Mead

Fun Retirement Quotes #7

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Fun Retirement Quotes #8

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

Robert Half

Fun Retirement Quotes #9

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Gene Perret

Fun Retirement Quotes #10

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.

Ernest Hemingway

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