Top 10 List -
Funny Retirement Quotes
Attention retirees! These Funny Retirement Quotes are just for you. Retirement is one of the most anticipated events in most of our lives...or is it? This list of Fun Retirement Quotes will help shed a whole new light on the subject. Enjoy these great quotes!
My Favorite Fun Retirement Quote Of All Time...
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
Top 10 Funny Quotes About Retirement List
Fun Retirement Quotes #1
Retired is being tired twice, I’ve thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Fun Retirement Quotes #2
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Fun Retirement Quotes #3
The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off.
Fun Retirement Quotes #4
Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance.
Fun Retirement Quotes #5
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Fun Retirement Quotes #6
Sooner or later I’m going to die, but I’m not going to retire.
Fun Retirement Quotes #7
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Fun Retirement Quotes #8
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
Fun Retirement Quotes #9
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Fun Retirement Quotes #10
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest HemingwayI hope you've enjoyed this Top 10 List of Fun Retirement Quotes.
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