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Hilarious Short Quotes #1
If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven’t used enough.
Anonymous
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Anonymous
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Steven Wright
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Anonymous
It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
Anonymous
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.
Dan Zevin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Constipated people don't give a crap.
Anonymous
Hilarious Short Quotes #10
Lily Tomlin
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