Top 10 List -
Short Funny Quotes

These Short Funny Quotes are, well...short and funny! If you're looking for a list of the best Hilarious Short Quotes - you'll find them right here. Enjoy these great quotes!

My Favorite Short Funny Quotation Of All Time... Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Anonymous

Top 10 Funny Short Quotes List

Hilarious Short Quotes #1

If you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven’t used enough.

Anonymous

Hilarious Short Quotes #2

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

George Burns

Hilarious Short Quotes #3

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Anonymous

Hilarious Short Quotes #4

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Steven Wright

Hilarious Short Quotes #5

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Anonymous

Hilarious Short Quotes #6

It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

Anonymous

Hilarious Short Quotes #7

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

Dan Zevin

Hilarious Short Quotes #8

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein

Hilarious Short Quotes #9

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Anonymous

Hilarious Short Quotes #10

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Lily Tomlin

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