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Funny Graduation Quotes

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My Favorite Fun Graduation Quote Of All Time...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Robert Orben

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Top 10 Funny Graduation Quotes List

Fun Graduation Quotes #1

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

Gary Bolding

Fun Graduation Quotes #2

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

George Foreman

Fun Graduation Quotes #3

People will frighten you about a graduation...They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

Bill Cosby

Fun Graduation Quotes #4

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

Garry Trudeau

Fun Graduation Quotes #5

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Doug Larson

Fun Graduation Quotes #6

If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.

Robert Goheen

Fun Graduation Quotes #7

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.

Dr. A. Lawrence Lowell

Fun Graduation Quotes #8

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.

George W. Bush

Fun Graduation Quotes #9

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Theodore Roosevelt

Fun Graduation Quotes #10

I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have the party, but no one expects you to say very much."

Anthony Lake

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