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Funny Life Quotes
Need a good laugh? Then check out our top 10 list of Funny Life Quotes. These life quotes are sure to put a smile on your face. Enjoy these great quotes!
My Favorite Funny Quote About Life Of All Time...
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Top 10 Funny Life Quotations
Funny Quotes About Life #1
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Funny Quotes About Life #2
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Funny Quotes About Life #3
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
Funny Quotes About Life #4
Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
Funny Quotes About Life #5
You live and you learn or you don't live long.
Robert A. Heinlein
Funny Quotes About Life #6
Life is an incurable disease.
Funny Quotes About Life #7
There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.
Funny Quotes About Life #8
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Funny Quotes About Life #9
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
Funny Quotes About Life #10
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
John BarrymoreI hope you've enjoyed these Funny Life Quotes.
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