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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead. Anonymous |
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Helen Rowland
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
Anonymous
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Anonymous
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
Anonymous
Funny Marriage Quotes #10
Spike Milligan
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