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Funny Marriage Quotations anyone? If you've been married long enough then you know that laughter and a great sense of humor are key ingredients to a healthy and happy marriage. These Funny Marriage Quotes will help husbands and wives see the funnier side of being married. Enjoy these great quotes!

My Favorite Funny Marriage Quote Of All Time...

The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.


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Top 10 Funny Marriage Quotes List

Funny Marriage Quotes #1

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

Funny Marriage Quotes #2

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

Funny Marriage Quotes #3

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney

Funny Marriage Quotes #4

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Helen Rowland

Funny Marriage Quotes #5

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!


Funny Marriage Quotes #6

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Funny Marriage Quotes #7

My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Marriage Quotes #8

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


Funny Marriage Quotes #9

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.


Funny Marriage Quotes #10

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Spike Milligan

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