Top 10 List -
Funny Soccer Quotations

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My Favorite Funny Soccer Quote Of All Time...

Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.

Ebbe Skovdahl

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Top 10 Funny Quotes On Soccer List

Funny Soccer Quotes #1

Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.

Ian Darke

Funny Soccer Quotes #2

The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

Bill Shankly

Funny Soccer Quotes #3

Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn't one of them.

Peter Jones

Funny Soccer Quotes #4

Football (soccer) is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.


Funny Soccer Quotes #5

When I first met him (David Beckham), I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

Robbie Williams

Funny Soccer Quotes #6

You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.

Alan Green

Funny Soccer Quotes #7

Football (soccer) has taken the place of religion in Scotland.

Robin Jenkins

Funny Soccer Quotes #8

He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

George Best

Funny Soccer Quotes #9

Arsenal caresses a football (soccer ball) the way I dreamed of caressing Marilyn Monroe.

Brian Clough

Funny Soccer Quotes #10

There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch.

Ron Atkinson, commenting on 39 year old Scot Gordon Strachan

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